27 9 / 2014

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

(via avengingpixie)

27 9 / 2014

calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

image

clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.

(via avengingpixie)

27 9 / 2014

soselfimportant:

missmeghanf:

soselfimportant:

hack the planet

This is not real. This is clearly a YouTube video.

wait a second…

(via tanksoup)

27 9 / 2014

squarecutorpearshape:

WHO IS RAISING THIS CHILD

(Source: tropius, via fireflykind)

26 9 / 2014

I was tagged by tanksoup

  • NAME: Genevieve
  • NICKNAME: Genna, Weebie, Pretty much anything that starts with a G
  • BIRTHDAY: March 29th
  • SEXUALITY: Memes
  • HEIGHT: 5’2
  • TIMEZONE: Central Time Zone (UTC-06:00)
  • WHAT TIME AND DATE IS IT HERE: 12:25 am 9/26/14
  • AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP I GET AT NIGHT: 9 Hours maybe but it depends??
  • THE LAST THING I GOOGLED WAS: 60’s outfits
  • MY MOST USED PHRASE: Well today I said true champ alot
  • FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND:Eggs??
  • WHAT I LAST SAID TO A FAMILY MEMBER: You have been defeated
  • ONE PLACE THAT MAKES ME HAPPY AND WHY: Me fam because they me fam
  • HOW MANY BLANKETS I SLEEP UNDER: Two and a sheet right now??
  • FAVORITE BEVERAGES:Tea, Coffee, MANGO JUICE!!
  • THE LAST MOVIE I WATCHED IN THE CINEMA: Guardians of the Galaxy
  • THREE THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT:  Air, Water, Food. I cant be the only one you kinda need those things to live
  • SOMETHING I PLAN ON LEARNING: Me banjo
  • A PIECE OF ADVICE FOR ALL MY FOLLOWERS: Take your meds, drink water, reblog memes
  • YOU ALL HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG:  Two trucks was the first song to come to mind 
  • MY BLOGS:  I only have jumpingpuzzles because I am weak
  • TAGGING: fireflykind avengingpixie You dont have to if you dont want to. And you can do this even if I didnt tag you because im bad at thinking right now

26 9 / 2014

megamadridista4life:

Steven Universe - Ocean Gem & Mirror Gem (full episode)

Here’s the full two-parter on DailyMotion.

If the video has been removed, ask me for a link off-anon. 

Download here.

I post full episodes every week. Enjoy!

(via saccharinescorpion)

25 9 / 2014

  • 1: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

23 9 / 2014

theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

(Source: thesmuttypirate, via avengingpixie)

23 9 / 2014

akilivumbi:

people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess

(via avengingpixie)

23 9 / 2014

23 9 / 2014

(Source: zenigata, via tanksoup)

23 9 / 2014

happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

(Source: bmvagabnd, via avengingpixie)

23 9 / 2014

pirachu:

i thought my anime phase was over but then it hit back twice as bad as before

(via demidad)

23 9 / 2014

jobhaver:

*sees a man jogging shirtess* wuhoah wow that guy must be in a hurry to find his shirt

(via demidad)